just do it

Start again is what the writer inside me tells me. You are rubbish, you are full of shit. You may have an idea but you cannot write. I am the kind who mocks self help stuff in every possible way, but I have to give in when it comes to writing so what do I do, I ask a friend. I ask her to give me tips. What she says makes a lot of sense (although you wont get to read what she says) and I sit back to write with my cup of camomile tea. Actually I don’t drop it in a cup; I use a beer glass instead. I like having my tea by the pint. So there I am again getting distracted by my own self.

The writer in me is very strict today, he wants me to write and write and write. He tells me if I don’t I will never be able to fulfil my dream. That dream is a big incentive, and yet one more time I won’t tell you what it is, its just that I like to keep some things about my life a little secretive, its fun that way.

So here I start.

We live in the ‘save the planet’ era. It has become the need of the hour. We have to do something for the planet as we are equally responsible for endangering it. This is the most common uptown thought all of us seem to have. I for instance keep looking for small opportunities to save water, electricity or any household resources for that matter. Some people give me that sarcastic smile on the first few occasions but then it seems to have an effect.

There more uptown the person; the more wayward an approach they seem to follow for saving the planet. They don’t stop buying things they don’t need, the simply put them in a 100% pure cotton or jute bag once they buy them. They wear save the planet bands. They run marathons, swim for miles together. For weeks together all you see in the newspaper, blogs, facebook ; yes every possible place is that marathon and how people are gearing up for it. They waste so many resources in preparing for a run to preach an efficient and sensible use of the resources we have left with us on this planet.

At times I seriously feel facebook, google etc should shut down their servers for at least a few mins every day so that people can get time of their virtual internet world and go back to meeting and talking to real people in the real life that we actually live in.

If we really want to do something about this planet we ought to change our life styles. We need to go back in time, yes go back in time, because the more the technology, the more lazy and addict we become. We can barely imagine life without gadgets any more.

Nature is very strong and it will find a way out, it is us – the humans that will perish. We will go extinct and vanish from the beautiful creation.

A lot is happening on this planet, but is that enough- well I don’t think so. Time is running out and we have to act quick, really really quick.

school children

this is so so absurd.

1. children have a uniform in schools and teacher's don't
2. children have to wear a tie and nothing for teachers
3. a teacher has drawers to keep his books and children have to carry a bag full of books to school
4. a teacher can avail leaves whenever he/she wishes but they pester the children on taking a leave

chicken

its odd how people revolt against salman khan killing some animal/bird but they go to a local store and pay for a killing a chicken and then cherish eating it

drinkin at home

drinking at home is the best option for the following reasons

1. liquor is the cheapest at home
2. you invite frens at home and make sure they sleep over
3. nobody's parents are worried since your parents will be there
4. its funn drinkin with your baap
5. the best thing is no drunk driving.

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money in the bank is useless
its only worth the experiences it can buy you

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tv gives you a feeling that you can become an adventurer just by watchin a show on discovery n likewise;
it satiates your desires for these things and then it leaves behind very minimal chance of you actually doing something about your dreams or that one tiny idea in ur head which you can connect with

you can end up using books for the same purpose; but the effort is slightly more.

experience

experience does not change life; it changes you..
life will be the same irrespective of your experience.

tension

the only solution to tension is not taking it

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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance!

After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality

There are two kinds of statistics: the kind you look up and the kind you make up.

Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him

Why is it when we talk to God we're praying -- but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?

I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

The shepherd drives the wolf from the sheep's throat, for which the sheep thanks the shepherd as his liberator, while the wolf denounces him for the same act as the destroyer of liberty.

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There are times when I feel; I am still not born. This whole world is a fragment of my n god’s imagination. We are these two really close pals sitting in heaven.

He is like dude, I am more powerful than you are; let me show you how.



I am giving you a blank drawing book called life; and also giving you colors but I won’t teach you anything. (Time is no constraint since we are in space; take as much as you wish) simply show me all that you can do.

And then I started; I had no clue of what I should do. The idea was very odd in the start. I started thinking why do I really need to change anything in nature. There is all this flora and fauna down below who are having a ball; need I disturb?



My mind went numb; it was then that I realized that I had one. Being new at this I realized I could not do much for a start; so I started observing. It was something very odd once I started attention to the whole thing.

The same things happened everyday; the sun rose and then it set, after which the moon came out; then sunrise. All the animals did the same things everyday; got up went out to look for food; the herbivores ate plants; the carnivores ate the herbivores; death was as prevalent as life actually more than life as it appeared to me. Some animals died and the vultures started hovering around; god alone knows who told them.



All of them seemed to be doing the same thing everyday but it still looked as if their lives had a purpose; an end that they were working towards. It was like a hidden trail which they were very clear about. All of them had their own hidden trails; no one else could see it; decipher it. The ants knew what they had to do, so did the antelopes; the plants, insects all of them. This is what made me really curios

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too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.

intelligence can and does have its limits but stupidity no., it can't and will never have any limits.

man will keep on proving time and again.

oxymoron

back in front of the camera

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growing up would be a lot easier without grown ups

oral contraceptive

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

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Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first

The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

Someday is not a day of the week

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it

Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers

meeting 1.0

me: hello Mr b, how are you doing today?
Mr b: very well sir, how do you do?
me: very well too. I have had a query in my head for quite some time now, and I am here to get your views on it.

Mr b: me, you sure??
me: ya ya, no one else but you.
Mr b:okay, if you say so.

me: you are working rite now,rite?
Mr b: ya.

me: tell me your view about this offer.
if someone gave you enough money that you never have to work in your life, you
get everything that you ask without any hassles, would you like to take it?
Mr b: who would do that?

me: mind the "if"
Mr b: I would not take it.
me: why?

Mr b: if I don't have a time line to get up, if I don't have a time to reach work, if there is no boss at work who is keen on makin my life hell, I can't enjoy my beer in the evening, I cannot dope in the evening, there will be no reason.
I am a lazy person, there are days when I get up real lazy, and I call up and make some excuse and bunk work, what will happen to do that? Laziness is a very big part of my identity, without bindings it will have no meaning, I will loose all meaning.

me: ahem

meeting

me: Mr a, good morning, how are you doing today?
Mr a: very well, fine thank you.

me: Is life treating you all rite?
Mr a: yes yes, I am here (place X) for work reasons, some internship.

me: I see, work in holidays?
Mr a: I have taken up some more formal education, and this is a part of it.

me: what abt the Mr a, that we know off? the psychic, the weird, the dream chaser.
Mr a: he is hibernating for 2yrs from the date I joined the course, you won't see him till I am done with the course.

me: i see, impressive
Mr a: your attempts at intimidating me won't work till the course finishes.

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the best thing your boss can ever do is fire you
so tht U have no choice left but to chase ur dreams

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if we concede that human life can be governed by reason, the possibility of life is destroyed.