oxymoron

back in front of the camera

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growing up would be a lot easier without grown ups

oral contraceptive

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

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Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first

The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

Someday is not a day of the week

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it

Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers

meeting 1.0

me: hello Mr b, how are you doing today?
Mr b: very well sir, how do you do?
me: very well too. I have had a query in my head for quite some time now, and I am here to get your views on it.

Mr b: me, you sure??
me: ya ya, no one else but you.
Mr b:okay, if you say so.

me: you are working rite now,rite?
Mr b: ya.

me: tell me your view about this offer.
if someone gave you enough money that you never have to work in your life, you
get everything that you ask without any hassles, would you like to take it?
Mr b: who would do that?

me: mind the "if"
Mr b: I would not take it.
me: why?

Mr b: if I don't have a time line to get up, if I don't have a time to reach work, if there is no boss at work who is keen on makin my life hell, I can't enjoy my beer in the evening, I cannot dope in the evening, there will be no reason.
I am a lazy person, there are days when I get up real lazy, and I call up and make some excuse and bunk work, what will happen to do that? Laziness is a very big part of my identity, without bindings it will have no meaning, I will loose all meaning.

me: ahem

meeting

me: Mr a, good morning, how are you doing today?
Mr a: very well, fine thank you.

me: Is life treating you all rite?
Mr a: yes yes, I am here (place X) for work reasons, some internship.

me: I see, work in holidays?
Mr a: I have taken up some more formal education, and this is a part of it.

me: what abt the Mr a, that we know off? the psychic, the weird, the dream chaser.
Mr a: he is hibernating for 2yrs from the date I joined the course, you won't see him till I am done with the course.

me: i see, impressive
Mr a: your attempts at intimidating me won't work till the course finishes.

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the best thing your boss can ever do is fire you
so tht U have no choice left but to chase ur dreams