alarm clock

I read somewhere ( btw i am not sure of wat I read )

man needed work so he invented the alarm clock.

work is the most awesome thing ever. it takes away most of the boredom of mankind.
if there were no work

there wud be more druggies, suicides, rapes etc etc.

running at the speed of light

if you run at the speed of light,
that is where the irony of the theory exists.

wen you run at the speed of light you beat time. there exists no time at that very instant.

now speed = distance / time.
if the time is zero then speed will tend to infinity. that is fine. but if there is no time, then there is a problem..

death is one of the biggest secrets to fame

 
you can fuck urself if u can run with the speed of light"

there is no unbiased opinion, 

here is the sweet part.,

for the in-experienced there is a slight miniscule tiny bit of a chance. 

for the experienced one, no chance in hell

hippies

you guys r way way behind,

in india,there is shiv ratri, you can get high, hippies you got nothing

killing

nature's law:

the fittest survive. only who can survive has a right to.

if so is the case, then it justifies all killings, if you cant protect yourself, n I can kill you,it aint wrong. you cant defend yourself, you are the same dead or alive.

katne waali murgi ko tuesday ya saturday ka pata nahin hota , khaate waqt itna mat socho 

diff between humans and animals

you always have a choice to choose

you can never forget the first time. it is this new magical thing that somehow exists all of a sudden

till that very moment you were perhaps not aware that such a feeling existed, and even if you were aware of its

existence you had never felt.

It completely blows.

 

you can never have that same experience again, even if all the circumstances r identical.

 

 

the reason why this cannot happen is cause the human mind cannot unlearn.

thats the big glitch, you can never forget the experience.

 

it stays with you, so most of the cases, you are kinda predefined with major chunk of your feelings for something.

me: hi, is vivek around you

vivek's fren: no,  I have left. you can call on suresh's number. you got his number

me: no, can you give it to me please.

vivek's fren: ya, you have a pen and paper?

me: no;  I have a sharp memory

tarrot cards

if people can tell lies, why can't cards?

casting couch

miss A / master B: hi I wanna be a heroine/hero

mister A/B/C: You gotta do something for me to make me think about it.

miss A/ master B: huh  !wat ! etc etc !!

mister A/B/C: take it or leave it.

lie is fiction's closest buddy

stop watchin tv

its the most useless way to waste ur time

the degree of freedom is not possible, either you are free or you are not.


wit never goes out of style.

avid sukhoi

another one of the series:

me: dad, mom so gayi hian ya leti hui hain


dad : 50-50

1. a sanyaasi works in a liquor store, serves liquor to people all day long but is very okay with his work cause he takes it very professionally, to him it is just like any other job.

2. another sanyasi , when about to initiate sanyaas, had the job at the same store, quits it cause he is not okay with the idea of serving liquor after taking sanyaas

linux does not sell as much in india

1. windows is easily available viz. piracy rate is royally high

2. myth : that linux is difficult to use compared to windows

humans are the only animals capable of stupidity

me: dad, mom kaisi hain?

dad: zinda hain.

a movie as thrillin as it maybe never beats a book, no chance in hell

its a very simply deal, its all about appealing,visualization appeal more than vision

a movie is 3D, all clear rite in front of you, you do not need to visualize anythin

where as in books its all abt visualization

fame lovers

there is one amazing thing about fame lovers,

they got a lotta dedication n zeal in their minds, they r ready to do anythin n i literally mean anything

at least they got passion n work towards it

how i wish I was born 30-40 years in the 60's in the 70's,
people want to be in every time but the one they are actually in.

n ya remember grass is always green on the other side, holds royally true.

it sounds so thrillin rite now, running away from home for no rhyme or reason just to gather in a park in san francisco, but doing it took guts, its very thrilling to want to be there, but being there was tough.

being frens with someone like bhagat singh mite sound thrilling rite now,but U had to have some ballls to do it,


its sweet to talk n amuse urself, but its high time, come to terms with reality / life

CAT n fairy

do not be the third person to disappoint me by writin CAT

please do not write CAT

supposedly

a woman needs a reason to cheat,
a man needs another woman.

i m facing a strange thing which i was made to realise wen i was away.,

i do not get bored of anything.,

the pic reminds you of somethin from trainspottin,, cud be, i dunno where i got it from
but the moment i saw it., i knew it depicted my state of mind very clearly

if U read its title.,
"co incidental irony", i gave it that name.,

n thats wat my mind is an irony.

the room is all shattered, n messy with the algae n all on the wall., they signify my thoughts.

but then ther is the chair, which is there ( that denotes me n th fact hat I am beyond my thoughts )
I am there and I know there is no place else to be.

my thoughts r my own, i cant run away from them
but i can witness them with ease n not let them bother me.

1. unlike any other creature on this planet, humans can learn and understand, without having experienced

2. the only thing that does not abide by majority is a man's conscience.

it is kinda funny, but you visualize better with ur eyes closed

"Do not ever say that the desire to "do good" by force is a good motive. Neither power-lust nor stupidity are good motives. "--Ayn Rand

it is kinda funny n strange but we can visualize better wit the eyes closed

screamed: someone talked loudly near you

in order to determine whether we can know anythin wit certainity,
first we have to doubt everything we know

people who live life never have any queries or answers to be found, they enjoy the mysteries of nature in way of accepting the inability to understand them.
the best way to deal with nature is to accept.
science can n will telll you a seed grows into a plant, but it cant tell you, it can observe and jot down but thats where it ends.
nature is the most illogical thing ever, but it has a pure logic of its own. which is to be accepted n observed..

n ya, people who try to live are the ones seeking things, building queries n then tryin to solve em, just to get a feel that oh something is happening we are doing something n yada yada..

people with addictions are bored to the core

Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights!
Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights!
Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights!
Get up, stand up: dont give up the fight!

Preacherman, dont tell me,
Heaven is under the earth.
I know you dont know
What life is really worth.
Its not all that glitters is gold;
alf the story has never been told:
So now you see the light, eh!
Stand up for your rights. come on!

Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights!
Get up, stand up: dont give up the fight!
Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights!
Get up, stand up: dont give up the fight!

Most people think,
Great God will come from the skies,
Take away everything
And make everybody feel high.
But if you know what life is worth,
You will look for yours on earth:
And now you see the light,
You stand up for your rights. jah!

Get up, stand up! (jah, jah!)
Stand up for your rights! (oh-hoo!)
Get up, stand up! (get up, stand up!)
Dont give up the fight! (life is your right!)
Get up, stand up! (so we cant give up the fight!)
Stand up for your rights! (lord, lord!)
Get up, stand up! (keep on struggling on!)
Dont give up the fight! (yeah!)

We sick an tired of-a your ism-skism game -
Dyin n goin to heaven in-a jesus name, lord.
We know when we understand:
Almighty God is a living man.
You can fool some people sometimes,
But you cant fool all the people all the time.
So now we see the light (what you gonna do? ),
We gonna stand up for our rights! (yeah, yeah, yeah!)

So you better:
Get up, stand up! (in the morning! git it up!)
Stand up for your rights! (stand up for our rights!)
Get up, stand up!
Dont give up the fight! (dont give it up, dont give it up!)
Get up, stand up! (get up, stand up!)
Stand up for your rights! (get up, stand up!)
Get up, stand up! ( ... )
Dont give up the fight! (get up, stand up!)
Get up, stand up! ( ... )
Stand up for your rights!
Get up, stand up!
Dont give up the fight! /fadeout/

1. you may not be everyone, but everyone is everyone.


2. 95% people are wrong,
95% people are always wrong..

i wanna go to hell, anyone knows the way?

1. i only remember to forget


2. mindfuckin is worse than rape, you can't prove it with tests.