Jay's mail : help needed now or never

Just received a mail from a friend and he needs avid writers/bloggers to promote the LEAD India campaign... must have seen hoardings, banners, etc and also the show on Star One at 8 pm during the weekends... or check.. www.lead.timesofindia.com

If you are interested, read further: (appending Jay's mail)
What I need from u is to write about it twice every week (covering the two episodes on saturday n sunday) . You'll have to chose any one of the 8 contestants and write about them... u obviously have to be supporting them.. if u think anyone else wud (has to write well ) be interested in taking this initiative, let me know...
I need to finalize this by today.. at least the writers/bloggers..

this is being done to promote and create a buzz in the world of the web...

four episodes has already been aired, and 6 more are yet to be..
I need total dedication for the next 3 weeks.... vch will utilize at least 2 hours of viewing time per week and approx 2 more hours of writing n researching .. so that results in 4 hours per week...

let me know what u think about it?
There's nothing that i can give u in turn...!!! "Thank you" ;)

ideas/suggestions are welcome....

Interested people... contact [fangchu] [at] [gmail] [dot] [com] or call him at +91 99675 89210

Q..

the only philosophical question is whether to commit suicide or not?

education

education is to make us literate n not wise ..
its a mis conception to take an educated person as a wise one but thats how we have been made to think since childhood..

इन्सान सारी जीन्दगी सीखता हैं

और मरते वक़्त मरना सीखता हैं

civilized., naaaah

The type of culture and society developed by a particular nation or region or in a particular epoch.,
this I believe in, its the history I have read about n everything.

what I fail to accept is this., that humanity as a race is civilized., there are maybe a very high number of people who are civilized in thought., but not all.

the point I am making is this:

• people ( educated ones ) are still superstitious to a very high extent, this is uncivilized to me.

• till date a lot of parents are biased towards their sons.

• people get personal with everything, they are very agitated n frustrated and simply look out for reasons to fight.

• people are so ready to fight or yell or abuse., they simply need reasons.,

• people consume so much alcohol, drugs n everything.,

• there is gender bias, religious bias., regional bias., bias of literally all kinds possible.,

• parents are ok if their sons have girl friends, but are simply against their daughters being in a relationship.,

• love marriages, inter caste marriages are still opposed.,
• there is too much crime.,
• people r almost dying to have the third world war.,
• there is enough ammunition to kill every human 7times.,

• some smart arses have created global warming as a threat., so that humanity is busy n lost with the same and the third world war is avoided.,

• the world is not run by governments but companies.,

where are we heading?

civilized.!! no no .. not for me.

how you transfer songs to my i-pod

Hi Tamanjit,

The box that looks like a sweets’ box to you, contains the ipod in one piece with a connector cum charger (which I will call the ‘cable’ henceforth) and an ear phone.

What you do is get everything out of the box and don’t waste time looking at it, nor do U waste time criticizing it.

The cable has two ends, one is a USB and the other one, the only thing I can tell you about the other one is that you plug it in the ipod’s arse.
Connect accordingly.

Once U do that, the computer should detect that ipod as a USB device, the following things hold true only if it does recognize it.

Now the ipod is like a USB hard drive, and you will find it in my computer.

You treat it like any other USB drive for the time being, go ahead and open it, there you will find the i-tunes software.

Don’t think much after seeing it, simply install the software.

Once the software is installed half the work is done, remove the ipod by stopping the USB drive from the icon in the right corner of your screen.

Re-plug the USB end of the cable into your computer, and then open i-tunes if it does not automatically.

It will detect the ipod and ask you if you would like to proceed, which you certainly will or else why would be here in the first place, on the first screen make sure the manually manage music or something similar option is selected.

Once you get done with this, go to file menu, under which you have a add files to the library sub menu

Choose all the songs you have to transfer and wait the i-tunes software to add them, look for album art and a few more stuff, it will all this on its own once you select the songs that need to be added to the library.

Once the songs are in the library, simply select them all.
You will see the ipod ( by the name naked fakir) in the left window pane, just below it would be an option titled music, drag and drop all the songs from the library to the same, this should start copying the audio songs to the ipod, choose a big number say 15gb or something, start the copy process and by the time your back from your jog, they should be done.


Varshney: correct this if you find any mistakes, and please be ready to guide Mr. Bindra for the video songs transfer just incase he needs help with that.



Thanks,
Vikramjeet.





All rights reserved to Mr. Vikramjeet singh Gambhir.

:p

me: indrajeet, I feel like killin some1.

him: kill some mosquitoes before U go off to sleep :p

the world is too loud.

sin

regret is the cardinal sin

spirituality

getting high on nature

we live in a fucked up world.

.. ..

dance..

Ted Mosby: I m going by ohio, shud I drop U on the way.

Marshall Eriksen: My parents live in ohio, I live in the moment.


------- How I met your mother.

wise

only a wise man can know that he is a fool

people

people bribe goD, and they call me an atheist.

why

why is the desire to be someone special so strong.?
why do you crave so much to have a special quality in U?
why can't you simply accept that your not one of the few, and that you are simply another piece of organic mass which will be dead soon and nobody's life will change.?

dreams

Wat is the dream of all dreams.,
Wat is the real dreams.
The one in which U realize that ur in a dream.,


N the tricky part is till U don’t realize ur dreaming, the moment U do so, it ends.


The mind is a piece of lame shit,
U dream tonight,
Then get up in the morning realizing that it was just a dream n nothing to be serious off n all that. N Ur very sure that it was not for real and just a dream.
and when U have another dream U simply forget , Ur mind forgets that it’s a dream n its unreal n U fall in the trap again.

The dream is a trap of the mind.


But there is this set of dreams , “ wet dreams”
Which r very amazing in the way that they initiate something , they cause ejaculation which in real life U cant do without hands,
I was zapped wen I realized this..


orgasm is of the mind n not just the body.
i had read this is in a book somewhere that the reason why orgasm is bliss cuz U forget about the partition of the mind, U forget the existence of two parts of the brain, the gap is bridged..

wen I read all this n think about it, I feel the mind yearns a lot for orgasm, it just loves it too much, the only reason it takes such short spans is cuz the orgasm is a threat to the mind's existence itself..

...

opinions are a subset of ur dirty mind thats it.

there is nothing more to it.,
whatever is significant in life is not worth arguing.,opinions give U strong reasons to argue..




in nature everything is perfect and as it shud be all roles r defined we humans create problems to keep the mind occupied its so subtle
that we tend to think them as a part of life.,its like this U get up n have to choose what clothes to wear how much will ur life change if U dont make that choice




humaari zindagi mein
sirf ek hi farak aa sakta hain
humara vision clear ho sakta hian
thats it
aur kuch yeh samajh aa sakti hain ki kya vyarth hain aur kya kaam ka hain.,
actually speaking ki yeh samajh aa sakti hain ki sab kuch hi vyarth hain..

this is how U kick some wanna be arse, DT style

listen you fucktard, firstly wannbie bobo's like you need to get a bit lingua savvy, just in case you even do refrain form the *uber coolness* fr lac of better words *an attention seeking self proclaimed cliched rocksta* , i dint even bother going thru that entire pop up , but with wadever i cud gather is ur someone with a comprehence barrier!! savvy again?? try various sophisticated means to get uplisted here! else take the highway! who are you? do i fucking care?? go sedate urself lowlife coz ur verdict means jack to me! your even gettin a piece of me as off now coz im totally offsick, nuffin better in plate which is y i even resort to revert to a 2 bit rag tag like you! psyco me ?? i mean what bigger psyco who splatters pompus boobalishios women across the web, ur KPI is manning excel, dun get into nigrities of whose who! i see a lot of commoners uplisted here, do i still care? Here, take a tip, mind ur own beef, stop wiffing under petticoats! too much download aye?? half of it went beyond too aye?? lotsa



lotsa communication coaches in stream where u work, go rattle some to decipher what i penned you dislexic , Cheers! love to the Stream'ers


-- DT

notice

i m goin kinda crazy about watching the last call duration, at times I am so keen for the call to end so that I get that glimpse.,
i just want to know how the call lasted and then I start forming patterns as to what is the general duration for which i talk to some people n likewise.

its a lil spooky at times wen I end up talkin the exact same duration for two consecutive calls.,
its a lil weird but its a nice thing to do., U keep urself occupied one way or the other.,

if

if Hitler had not killed himself.,
I wud be typing this in geRman rite now..

opinions

have opinions.,
don't get identified wit them.

w/e

everything can be a hoaX ,
unless proved otherwise..

woody allen

"the question is....have i learned anything about life...only that...only that...humans beings are divided into mind and body....the mind embraces all the noble aspirations like poetry,philosophy...but..the body has all the fun..the important thing..i think.. is not to be bitter....you know...if it turns out that there is a God, i don't think that he's evil i think that the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever...after all..you know...there are worst things in life than death...i mean...if you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman...you know exactly what i mean....the key here is i think is to...do not think of death as end...but...but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses...regarding love.... you know...what can you say....its not the quantity of your sexual relations that count...its the quality..on the other hand if the quantity drops below once every 8 months...i will definitely look into it...well...thats about it from me folks...Goodbye....."


In case of war I am a hostage


I'd rather be blind than dead, when you're dead your options decrease


Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no."


"The pacient says:
-Doctor, doctor, it hurt when i do this (waving the hand)
The doc says:
-Don't do it!!!"

wat if...

Wat if goD was sane ?

:p

the want to be wanted tops the list..

q & A

me : is there a fucking point If I am stuck in reality

sayoni: is there a fucking point in answering this question....?

..

मज़े की बात तोह यह हैं की हर

शक्स अपने आप को खोना चाहता हैं

ironies of life

People look at the line and not the point when its easier to look at the point.

Moreover in the whole process, they simply miss the point.

Our life is like this

“a prostitute trying to regain her social status and the irony is deep down she knows it very clearly that it can’t be done”

topi's poem

I will ditch the bitch,

then,

I will kill the bitch..

speech..

Bruno: vicky ur so animal like.

Me: watt> how ru talking..

Bruno: oh shut up U lamer, I can talk from a very long time, itz just that I choose not to,

I m so old now, I cant take it anymore.

Me: old..!!! U kidding me.

Bruno: ya ya, I m 11yr

( I started smiling, was abt to laugh )

Bruno: oye, I m a dog not a human, aur 2-4 saal mein mar jaunga..

Me: oh so ur aware of it.

Bruno: U think I m dumb or something. Well cut the crap, n let me get to the point or

else Ull be ur general self n deviate from the topic by givin me some random bullshit.

Me: fuk, U know me that well

Bruno: see there U go again, I m not falling for the trick this time,

n here is the point..

for the last 2days I have been observing U very keenly, especially when U wud talk

against the diwali celebration thing, I mean the bursting cracker n all the noise.

It mite sound a lil odd, but for a change I think U made some sense, whats with U

Guys??

Me: (by this time I was a lil zapped, my dog turned out smarter than me )

U Guys, wat do U mean, U also have this us n them thing, so itz U animals against

Humans,

Bruno: oye, shut up. I m gonna do all the talking here. U keep mum, n listen..

Me: ahaan!! Keep mum n all that, copying me..

Bruno: will U , can U plz shut up. I m feeling very strange rite now, so I need to talk to

some1, n ur like the chosen one.

( by this time, I was like fuk.. wat a dog !! )

Bruno: wat is wrong with U guys?? why do U guys do all the wrong stuff at the wrong times.

lemme start with diwali, why so many crackers, such loud noise. Morning U don’t let

me sleep, evening when the frequency of crackers is too high n too loud, U leave me

scared at home and go away, I resist so much, don’t wanna bite U guys n all that but

U take advantage of my innocence.

One point u creatures do all this environment talking n all that shit, global warming,

proper waste disposal, n wat not shit. Everyday there is some shit in ur news papers,

Tv’s n all that ( n goD that tv is so borin n repetitive )

Ya first talk about saving the environment so much, then go on polluting it like crazy

in the name of culture n all that,

If this is not enough, U guys argue so much over everything, I thought since U guys

talk, have a language n all that, it shud be easier, n U have simply made it very

tough, so much ego n non-sense, U fight for every small reason possible n thinkable.

Then these stupid creatures on the roads I see every morning, more than half of

them are so fat, I mean gOD, don’t U guys have a lil sense about eating habits.

Eat a lil moderately n it should be taken care off, but no.. first U have to eat too

much, go fat like crazy n then try n keep on loosing the same. then ur no different

Me : getting personal eh-!...

Bruno: U seem to talk n think diff., have ur own limited set of arguments with people n U seem to get away in most cases, n U think ur smart .. just another wanna be is wat U

are at the core, though U seem a lil diff on the surface.

Bruno: from wat I know about ur god waali theories n stuff like that, U guys r supposed to

be better than us, since U have a so called brain n a better thinking ability. I mean

what crap, U guys seem below us., actually U are. Too much unrest in those heads of Urs.. n Ur so bored, U need tv, computer, music , pets , etc..etc..

ya, why the fuck do U take us away from our parents to show ur love n all that senti

shit. Or Ur too bored of humans n want some change, so U keep trying animals,

arent wat 6 billion humans enough for U, all ur scientific inventions n all that,

not enough ki U need to deprive us of the love of our parents, the only way ull realize

this is when ur kids will be taken away ..

Waise there are some sensible humans, heard of this quote somewhere

“man’s love for a bird, a cage…

goD’s love for a bird, nature “

Y are quality humans so less in number, y do most of U under perform in ur life.

Since U have kept me as a pet for so long, I will give U an advice.

“keep it simple, let the others go to hell

If u can take care of urself for whatever time U live, its enough.!!“

belief

belief is the biggest sign of ignorance
















(P.S: dont believe me )

practice

Practice, don’t preach.

Wonder what I am doing here.,

I Am practicing to preach :P

screwed

stop blaming others like losers

the fault is always wit oneself n not others n circumstances

do remember that

if ur screwed

U must have some contribution in th same

..

There is nothing like being urself.,

U simply have to stop being some1 else..!!

We are nothing but a bunch of

intellectually confined pseudo wanna be’s..!!

evolution.

science is evolving not men

there is ample proof around U to emphasize that

there are exceptions like

Buddha., Einstein., osho., Jesus etc

but then there are no generalization rules for exception

contrast.

Mind loves imbalance

and the body hates it.

we..Us.. watever.

We are nothing but a set of belief systems, still we are so stubborn about the same,

To make these sound very valuable n stuff like that, we call them values, principles etc.

Why we do so is to simply make our ego stronger, have more things to be stubborn about,

Find an identity with these things as a means, otherwise what are we?

Nothing but another organic mass on this planet.

temptation

Temptation is like the biggest excuse, n its so closely related to knowledge..

Try this,

Sit in front of a computer with a someone and play any game ( say spider solitaire ) the only condition is that you should be good at

playing the game and the other person should be a newbie, or maybe someone who cant play as good as you,

when he / she is stuck somewhere you get so eager to tell what to do, and show how smart you are or how dumb the other person is.

Why does knowing something hold so much value to us that we cling so hard to whatever little we know?

The idea comes in from the education system, all that matters in education is what you know and the more you know as compared to

The rest, the higher value you hold.