opinions

have opinions.,
don't get identified wit them.

w/e

everything can be a hoaX ,
unless proved otherwise..

woody allen

"the question is....have i learned anything about life...only that...only that...humans beings are divided into mind and body....the mind embraces all the noble aspirations like poetry,philosophy...but..the body has all the fun..the important thing..i think.. is not to be bitter....you know...if it turns out that there is a God, i don't think that he's evil i think that the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever...after all..you know...there are worst things in life than death...i mean...if you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman...you know exactly what i mean....the key here is i think is to...do not think of death as end...but...but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses...regarding love.... you know...what can you say....its not the quantity of your sexual relations that count...its the quality..on the other hand if the quantity drops below once every 8 months...i will definitely look into it...well...thats about it from me folks...Goodbye....."


In case of war I am a hostage


I'd rather be blind than dead, when you're dead your options decrease


Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no."


"The pacient says:
-Doctor, doctor, it hurt when i do this (waving the hand)
The doc says:
-Don't do it!!!"

wat if...

Wat if goD was sane ?

:p

the want to be wanted tops the list..

q & A

me : is there a fucking point If I am stuck in reality

sayoni: is there a fucking point in answering this question....?

..

मज़े की बात तोह यह हैं की हर

शक्स अपने आप को खोना चाहता हैं

ironies of life

People look at the line and not the point when its easier to look at the point.

Moreover in the whole process, they simply miss the point.

Our life is like this

“a prostitute trying to regain her social status and the irony is deep down she knows it very clearly that it can’t be done”

topi's poem

I will ditch the bitch,

then,

I will kill the bitch..

speech..

Bruno: vicky ur so animal like.

Me: watt> how ru talking..

Bruno: oh shut up U lamer, I can talk from a very long time, itz just that I choose not to,

I m so old now, I cant take it anymore.

Me: old..!!! U kidding me.

Bruno: ya ya, I m 11yr

( I started smiling, was abt to laugh )

Bruno: oye, I m a dog not a human, aur 2-4 saal mein mar jaunga..

Me: oh so ur aware of it.

Bruno: U think I m dumb or something. Well cut the crap, n let me get to the point or

else Ull be ur general self n deviate from the topic by givin me some random bullshit.

Me: fuk, U know me that well

Bruno: see there U go again, I m not falling for the trick this time,

n here is the point..

for the last 2days I have been observing U very keenly, especially when U wud talk

against the diwali celebration thing, I mean the bursting cracker n all the noise.

It mite sound a lil odd, but for a change I think U made some sense, whats with U

Guys??

Me: (by this time I was a lil zapped, my dog turned out smarter than me )

U Guys, wat do U mean, U also have this us n them thing, so itz U animals against

Humans,

Bruno: oye, shut up. I m gonna do all the talking here. U keep mum, n listen..

Me: ahaan!! Keep mum n all that, copying me..

Bruno: will U , can U plz shut up. I m feeling very strange rite now, so I need to talk to

some1, n ur like the chosen one.

( by this time, I was like fuk.. wat a dog !! )

Bruno: wat is wrong with U guys?? why do U guys do all the wrong stuff at the wrong times.

lemme start with diwali, why so many crackers, such loud noise. Morning U don’t let

me sleep, evening when the frequency of crackers is too high n too loud, U leave me

scared at home and go away, I resist so much, don’t wanna bite U guys n all that but

U take advantage of my innocence.

One point u creatures do all this environment talking n all that shit, global warming,

proper waste disposal, n wat not shit. Everyday there is some shit in ur news papers,

Tv’s n all that ( n goD that tv is so borin n repetitive )

Ya first talk about saving the environment so much, then go on polluting it like crazy

in the name of culture n all that,

If this is not enough, U guys argue so much over everything, I thought since U guys

talk, have a language n all that, it shud be easier, n U have simply made it very

tough, so much ego n non-sense, U fight for every small reason possible n thinkable.

Then these stupid creatures on the roads I see every morning, more than half of

them are so fat, I mean gOD, don’t U guys have a lil sense about eating habits.

Eat a lil moderately n it should be taken care off, but no.. first U have to eat too

much, go fat like crazy n then try n keep on loosing the same. then ur no different

Me : getting personal eh-!...

Bruno: U seem to talk n think diff., have ur own limited set of arguments with people n U seem to get away in most cases, n U think ur smart .. just another wanna be is wat U

are at the core, though U seem a lil diff on the surface.

Bruno: from wat I know about ur god waali theories n stuff like that, U guys r supposed to

be better than us, since U have a so called brain n a better thinking ability. I mean

what crap, U guys seem below us., actually U are. Too much unrest in those heads of Urs.. n Ur so bored, U need tv, computer, music , pets , etc..etc..

ya, why the fuck do U take us away from our parents to show ur love n all that senti

shit. Or Ur too bored of humans n want some change, so U keep trying animals,

arent wat 6 billion humans enough for U, all ur scientific inventions n all that,

not enough ki U need to deprive us of the love of our parents, the only way ull realize

this is when ur kids will be taken away ..

Waise there are some sensible humans, heard of this quote somewhere

“man’s love for a bird, a cage…

goD’s love for a bird, nature “

Y are quality humans so less in number, y do most of U under perform in ur life.

Since U have kept me as a pet for so long, I will give U an advice.

“keep it simple, let the others go to hell

If u can take care of urself for whatever time U live, its enough.!!“

belief

belief is the biggest sign of ignorance
















(P.S: dont believe me )

practice

Practice, don’t preach.

Wonder what I am doing here.,

I Am practicing to preach :P

screwed

stop blaming others like losers

the fault is always wit oneself n not others n circumstances

do remember that

if ur screwed

U must have some contribution in th same

..

There is nothing like being urself.,

U simply have to stop being some1 else..!!

We are nothing but a bunch of

intellectually confined pseudo wanna be’s..!!

evolution.

science is evolving not men

there is ample proof around U to emphasize that

there are exceptions like

Buddha., Einstein., osho., Jesus etc

but then there are no generalization rules for exception

contrast.

Mind loves imbalance

and the body hates it.

we..Us.. watever.

We are nothing but a set of belief systems, still we are so stubborn about the same,

To make these sound very valuable n stuff like that, we call them values, principles etc.

Why we do so is to simply make our ego stronger, have more things to be stubborn about,

Find an identity with these things as a means, otherwise what are we?

Nothing but another organic mass on this planet.

temptation

Temptation is like the biggest excuse, n its so closely related to knowledge..

Try this,

Sit in front of a computer with a someone and play any game ( say spider solitaire ) the only condition is that you should be good at

playing the game and the other person should be a newbie, or maybe someone who cant play as good as you,

when he / she is stuck somewhere you get so eager to tell what to do, and show how smart you are or how dumb the other person is.

Why does knowing something hold so much value to us that we cling so hard to whatever little we know?

The idea comes in from the education system, all that matters in education is what you know and the more you know as compared to

The rest, the higher value you hold.