1. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
2. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
3. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them
4. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
5. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them
6. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is: age 11
7. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time
8. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it