"the question is....have i learned anything about life...only that...only that...humans beings are divided into mind and body....the mind embraces all the noble aspirations like poetry,philosophy...but..the body has all the fun..the important thing..i think.. is not to be bitter....you know...if it turns out that there is a God, i don't think that he's evil i think that the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever...after all..you know...there are worst things in life than death...i mean...if you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman...you know exactly what i mean....the key here is i think is to...do not think of death as end...but...but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses...regarding love.... you know...what can you say....its not the quantity of your sexual relations that count...its the quality..on the other hand if the quantity drops below once every 8 months...i will definitely look into it...well...thats about it from me folks...Goodbye....."
In case of war I am a hostage
I'd rather be blind than dead, when you're dead your options decrease
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no."
"The pacient says:
-Doctor, doctor, it hurt when i do this (waving the hand)
The doc says:
-Don't do it!!!"
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