speech..

Bruno: vicky ur so animal like.

Me: watt> how ru talking..

Bruno: oh shut up U lamer, I can talk from a very long time, itz just that I choose not to,

I m so old now, I cant take it anymore.

Me: old..!!! U kidding me.

Bruno: ya ya, I m 11yr

( I started smiling, was abt to laugh )

Bruno: oye, I m a dog not a human, aur 2-4 saal mein mar jaunga..

Me: oh so ur aware of it.

Bruno: U think I m dumb or something. Well cut the crap, n let me get to the point or

else Ull be ur general self n deviate from the topic by givin me some random bullshit.

Me: fuk, U know me that well

Bruno: see there U go again, I m not falling for the trick this time,

n here is the point..

for the last 2days I have been observing U very keenly, especially when U wud talk

against the diwali celebration thing, I mean the bursting cracker n all the noise.

It mite sound a lil odd, but for a change I think U made some sense, whats with U

Guys??

Me: (by this time I was a lil zapped, my dog turned out smarter than me )

U Guys, wat do U mean, U also have this us n them thing, so itz U animals against

Humans,

Bruno: oye, shut up. I m gonna do all the talking here. U keep mum, n listen..

Me: ahaan!! Keep mum n all that, copying me..

Bruno: will U , can U plz shut up. I m feeling very strange rite now, so I need to talk to

some1, n ur like the chosen one.

( by this time, I was like fuk.. wat a dog !! )

Bruno: wat is wrong with U guys?? why do U guys do all the wrong stuff at the wrong times.

lemme start with diwali, why so many crackers, such loud noise. Morning U don’t let

me sleep, evening when the frequency of crackers is too high n too loud, U leave me

scared at home and go away, I resist so much, don’t wanna bite U guys n all that but

U take advantage of my innocence.

One point u creatures do all this environment talking n all that shit, global warming,

proper waste disposal, n wat not shit. Everyday there is some shit in ur news papers,

Tv’s n all that ( n goD that tv is so borin n repetitive )

Ya first talk about saving the environment so much, then go on polluting it like crazy

in the name of culture n all that,

If this is not enough, U guys argue so much over everything, I thought since U guys

talk, have a language n all that, it shud be easier, n U have simply made it very

tough, so much ego n non-sense, U fight for every small reason possible n thinkable.

Then these stupid creatures on the roads I see every morning, more than half of

them are so fat, I mean gOD, don’t U guys have a lil sense about eating habits.

Eat a lil moderately n it should be taken care off, but no.. first U have to eat too

much, go fat like crazy n then try n keep on loosing the same. then ur no different

Me : getting personal eh-!...

Bruno: U seem to talk n think diff., have ur own limited set of arguments with people n U seem to get away in most cases, n U think ur smart .. just another wanna be is wat U

are at the core, though U seem a lil diff on the surface.

Bruno: from wat I know about ur god waali theories n stuff like that, U guys r supposed to

be better than us, since U have a so called brain n a better thinking ability. I mean

what crap, U guys seem below us., actually U are. Too much unrest in those heads of Urs.. n Ur so bored, U need tv, computer, music , pets , etc..etc..

ya, why the fuck do U take us away from our parents to show ur love n all that senti

shit. Or Ur too bored of humans n want some change, so U keep trying animals,

arent wat 6 billion humans enough for U, all ur scientific inventions n all that,

not enough ki U need to deprive us of the love of our parents, the only way ull realize

this is when ur kids will be taken away ..

Waise there are some sensible humans, heard of this quote somewhere

“man’s love for a bird, a cage…

goD’s love for a bird, nature “

Y are quality humans so less in number, y do most of U under perform in ur life.

Since U have kept me as a pet for so long, I will give U an advice.

“keep it simple, let the others go to hell

If u can take care of urself for whatever time U live, its enough.!!“