1. no matter how hard you try the last drop always falls in the underwear

men v/s women

1. we (men) can pee in the open, there is no better feeling

sparks of brilliance

at times we end up saying things that we are not capable of

most of us are coming to a realization that the world is as we create it, and we haven't done a good job.

most of us are coming to a realization that the world is as we create it, and we haven't done a good job.

the mind is the ultimate flux

the mind is the ultimate flux.

old buildings

most old buildings have a lot of stories to tell, but no one to tell them

muzic

muzic knows no language, no barriers, nothing nothing et all.

it simply knows to rhyme.

1. our government really takes care of us; they give us free income tax forms

2. if you are a vegetarian to be nice to animals; why are you eating their food?

3.if you think your boss is stupid, do remember if he were smarter you wouldn't have a job.

choose

1. blissful ignorance
2. conscious frustration.

they / he said:

ppl with low self esteem commit suicides

wat lameness.
why does esteem come in the picture.
more over a person who commits suicide is non-hypocritic.

if he is completely frustrated with life and has lost all hope, he ends his life.
he does not let himself rot.
he does not torture his ownself anymore

an atheist by choice is any day bettter than a theist by compulsion

read mis-read

I read
"man will be happy when there will be no time"

the idea is actually something like this.
happiness = forgetting time, when you forget time, when you do not focuss on how much time has passed, when you don't miss time.

i was very scared last night, I cudn sleep, I cudn read, I cudn thing,
nothing helped, i ate a lot, listened to floyd, read dostoevsky, heard some audiobooks, nothin helped at all,,
the last i remember was 3am, n i was up at 6. no rhyme no reason, just awake, head achin royally with lack of sleep but cant sleep, time had stuck. it was not moving on.

i brushed my teeth thrice , bathe twice. had breakfast. shagged twice once in the nite once in the morning but cudn sleep.

life is takin its toll, there is no worry no hurry no dream no desire no fire, goD maybe knows but i know he does not.

no frustration no anxiety no dreams nothing et all.
sheer blankness..

some people undertake adventures to have nice tales to tell

the want to be wanted tops the list

alarm clock

I read somewhere ( btw i am not sure of wat I read )

man needed work so he invented the alarm clock.

work is the most awesome thing ever. it takes away most of the boredom of mankind.
if there were no work

there wud be more druggies, suicides, rapes etc etc.

running at the speed of light

if you run at the speed of light,
that is where the irony of the theory exists.

wen you run at the speed of light you beat time. there exists no time at that very instant.

now speed = distance / time.
if the time is zero then speed will tend to infinity. that is fine. but if there is no time, then there is a problem..

death is one of the biggest secrets to fame

 
you can fuck urself if u can run with the speed of light"

there is no unbiased opinion, 

here is the sweet part.,

for the in-experienced there is a slight miniscule tiny bit of a chance. 

for the experienced one, no chance in hell

hippies

you guys r way way behind,

in india,there is shiv ratri, you can get high, hippies you got nothing

killing

nature's law:

the fittest survive. only who can survive has a right to.

if so is the case, then it justifies all killings, if you cant protect yourself, n I can kill you,it aint wrong. you cant defend yourself, you are the same dead or alive.

katne waali murgi ko tuesday ya saturday ka pata nahin hota , khaate waqt itna mat socho 

diff between humans and animals

you always have a choice to choose

you can never forget the first time. it is this new magical thing that somehow exists all of a sudden

till that very moment you were perhaps not aware that such a feeling existed, and even if you were aware of its

existence you had never felt.

It completely blows.

 

you can never have that same experience again, even if all the circumstances r identical.

 

 

the reason why this cannot happen is cause the human mind cannot unlearn.

thats the big glitch, you can never forget the experience.

 

it stays with you, so most of the cases, you are kinda predefined with major chunk of your feelings for something.

me: hi, is vivek around you

vivek's fren: no,  I have left. you can call on suresh's number. you got his number

me: no, can you give it to me please.

vivek's fren: ya, you have a pen and paper?

me: no;  I have a sharp memory

tarrot cards

if people can tell lies, why can't cards?

casting couch

miss A / master B: hi I wanna be a heroine/hero

mister A/B/C: You gotta do something for me to make me think about it.

miss A/ master B: huh  !wat ! etc etc !!

mister A/B/C: take it or leave it.

lie is fiction's closest buddy