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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance!

After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality

There are two kinds of statistics: the kind you look up and the kind you make up.

Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him

Why is it when we talk to God we're praying -- but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?

I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

The shepherd drives the wolf from the sheep's throat, for which the sheep thanks the shepherd as his liberator, while the wolf denounces him for the same act as the destroyer of liberty.

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There are times when I feel; I am still not born. This whole world is a fragment of my n god’s imagination. We are these two really close pals sitting in heaven.

He is like dude, I am more powerful than you are; let me show you how.



I am giving you a blank drawing book called life; and also giving you colors but I won’t teach you anything. (Time is no constraint since we are in space; take as much as you wish) simply show me all that you can do.

And then I started; I had no clue of what I should do. The idea was very odd in the start. I started thinking why do I really need to change anything in nature. There is all this flora and fauna down below who are having a ball; need I disturb?



My mind went numb; it was then that I realized that I had one. Being new at this I realized I could not do much for a start; so I started observing. It was something very odd once I started attention to the whole thing.

The same things happened everyday; the sun rose and then it set, after which the moon came out; then sunrise. All the animals did the same things everyday; got up went out to look for food; the herbivores ate plants; the carnivores ate the herbivores; death was as prevalent as life actually more than life as it appeared to me. Some animals died and the vultures started hovering around; god alone knows who told them.



All of them seemed to be doing the same thing everyday but it still looked as if their lives had a purpose; an end that they were working towards. It was like a hidden trail which they were very clear about. All of them had their own hidden trails; no one else could see it; decipher it. The ants knew what they had to do, so did the antelopes; the plants, insects all of them. This is what made me really curios