just do it

Start again is what the writer inside me tells me. You are rubbish, you are full of shit. You may have an idea but you cannot write. I am the kind who mocks self help stuff in every possible way, but I have to give in when it comes to writing so what do I do, I ask a friend. I ask her to give me tips. What she says makes a lot of sense (although you wont get to read what she says) and I sit back to write with my cup of camomile tea. Actually I don’t drop it in a cup; I use a beer glass instead. I like having my tea by the pint. So there I am again getting distracted by my own self.

The writer in me is very strict today, he wants me to write and write and write. He tells me if I don’t I will never be able to fulfil my dream. That dream is a big incentive, and yet one more time I won’t tell you what it is, its just that I like to keep some things about my life a little secretive, its fun that way.

So here I start.

We live in the ‘save the planet’ era. It has become the need of the hour. We have to do something for the planet as we are equally responsible for endangering it. This is the most common uptown thought all of us seem to have. I for instance keep looking for small opportunities to save water, electricity or any household resources for that matter. Some people give me that sarcastic smile on the first few occasions but then it seems to have an effect.

There more uptown the person; the more wayward an approach they seem to follow for saving the planet. They don’t stop buying things they don’t need, the simply put them in a 100% pure cotton or jute bag once they buy them. They wear save the planet bands. They run marathons, swim for miles together. For weeks together all you see in the newspaper, blogs, facebook ; yes every possible place is that marathon and how people are gearing up for it. They waste so many resources in preparing for a run to preach an efficient and sensible use of the resources we have left with us on this planet.

At times I seriously feel facebook, google etc should shut down their servers for at least a few mins every day so that people can get time of their virtual internet world and go back to meeting and talking to real people in the real life that we actually live in.

If we really want to do something about this planet we ought to change our life styles. We need to go back in time, yes go back in time, because the more the technology, the more lazy and addict we become. We can barely imagine life without gadgets any more.

Nature is very strong and it will find a way out, it is us – the humans that will perish. We will go extinct and vanish from the beautiful creation.

A lot is happening on this planet, but is that enough- well I don’t think so. Time is running out and we have to act quick, really really quick.

school children

this is so so absurd.

1. children have a uniform in schools and teacher's don't
2. children have to wear a tie and nothing for teachers
3. a teacher has drawers to keep his books and children have to carry a bag full of books to school
4. a teacher can avail leaves whenever he/she wishes but they pester the children on taking a leave

chicken

its odd how people revolt against salman khan killing some animal/bird but they go to a local store and pay for a killing a chicken and then cherish eating it

drinkin at home

drinking at home is the best option for the following reasons

1. liquor is the cheapest at home
2. you invite frens at home and make sure they sleep over
3. nobody's parents are worried since your parents will be there
4. its funn drinkin with your baap
5. the best thing is no drunk driving.

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money in the bank is useless
its only worth the experiences it can buy you

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tv gives you a feeling that you can become an adventurer just by watchin a show on discovery n likewise;
it satiates your desires for these things and then it leaves behind very minimal chance of you actually doing something about your dreams or that one tiny idea in ur head which you can connect with

you can end up using books for the same purpose; but the effort is slightly more.

experience

experience does not change life; it changes you..
life will be the same irrespective of your experience.

tension

the only solution to tension is not taking it

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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance!

After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality

There are two kinds of statistics: the kind you look up and the kind you make up.

Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him

Why is it when we talk to God we're praying -- but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?

I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

The shepherd drives the wolf from the sheep's throat, for which the sheep thanks the shepherd as his liberator, while the wolf denounces him for the same act as the destroyer of liberty.

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There are times when I feel; I am still not born. This whole world is a fragment of my n god’s imagination. We are these two really close pals sitting in heaven.

He is like dude, I am more powerful than you are; let me show you how.



I am giving you a blank drawing book called life; and also giving you colors but I won’t teach you anything. (Time is no constraint since we are in space; take as much as you wish) simply show me all that you can do.

And then I started; I had no clue of what I should do. The idea was very odd in the start. I started thinking why do I really need to change anything in nature. There is all this flora and fauna down below who are having a ball; need I disturb?



My mind went numb; it was then that I realized that I had one. Being new at this I realized I could not do much for a start; so I started observing. It was something very odd once I started attention to the whole thing.

The same things happened everyday; the sun rose and then it set, after which the moon came out; then sunrise. All the animals did the same things everyday; got up went out to look for food; the herbivores ate plants; the carnivores ate the herbivores; death was as prevalent as life actually more than life as it appeared to me. Some animals died and the vultures started hovering around; god alone knows who told them.



All of them seemed to be doing the same thing everyday but it still looked as if their lives had a purpose; an end that they were working towards. It was like a hidden trail which they were very clear about. All of them had their own hidden trails; no one else could see it; decipher it. The ants knew what they had to do, so did the antelopes; the plants, insects all of them. This is what made me really curios

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too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.

intelligence can and does have its limits but stupidity no., it can't and will never have any limits.

man will keep on proving time and again.

oxymoron

back in front of the camera

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growing up would be a lot easier without grown ups

oral contraceptive

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

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Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first

The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

Someday is not a day of the week

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it

Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers

meeting 1.0

me: hello Mr b, how are you doing today?
Mr b: very well sir, how do you do?
me: very well too. I have had a query in my head for quite some time now, and I am here to get your views on it.

Mr b: me, you sure??
me: ya ya, no one else but you.
Mr b:okay, if you say so.

me: you are working rite now,rite?
Mr b: ya.

me: tell me your view about this offer.
if someone gave you enough money that you never have to work in your life, you
get everything that you ask without any hassles, would you like to take it?
Mr b: who would do that?

me: mind the "if"
Mr b: I would not take it.
me: why?

Mr b: if I don't have a time line to get up, if I don't have a time to reach work, if there is no boss at work who is keen on makin my life hell, I can't enjoy my beer in the evening, I cannot dope in the evening, there will be no reason.
I am a lazy person, there are days when I get up real lazy, and I call up and make some excuse and bunk work, what will happen to do that? Laziness is a very big part of my identity, without bindings it will have no meaning, I will loose all meaning.

me: ahem

meeting

me: Mr a, good morning, how are you doing today?
Mr a: very well, fine thank you.

me: Is life treating you all rite?
Mr a: yes yes, I am here (place X) for work reasons, some internship.

me: I see, work in holidays?
Mr a: I have taken up some more formal education, and this is a part of it.

me: what abt the Mr a, that we know off? the psychic, the weird, the dream chaser.
Mr a: he is hibernating for 2yrs from the date I joined the course, you won't see him till I am done with the course.

me: i see, impressive
Mr a: your attempts at intimidating me won't work till the course finishes.

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the best thing your boss can ever do is fire you
so tht U have no choice left but to chase ur dreams

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if we concede that human life can be governed by reason, the possibility of life is destroyed.

a2

person 1:
Kyun re kaisa hai tu ????
kay mahajan yeto aahe samazal....
aaj university madhe programme aahe ...
Parva alumni meet hot ...I think radhe went for the function
Aani MD kashi aahe ...



person 2:
According to my understanding.......
"Kyun re" means why and in marathi "ka"
"kaisa hai tu" means "how are you" and in marathi "kasa ahes tu"
I am confused about the question ,you have asked.
There is one question comprisng two questions.
Now the question in my mind is how to interpret your question in order to answer.
Is it like this........how are you ? and why?
meaning you want to know ,,,in which state I am and the possible reasons for the state in which I am.

Or
Is it the other way round......Why are you? and how?
meaning .......what are the possible reasons for my existence on this damn earth and how am I existing.....

Answers to the questions.....
1) I am in a confused state coz I am not able to locate or identify or find out the perticular moment where I fell asleep...(Psychological meaning ->transition from conscious state to subconscious state)
2) I am still finding the reason for my existence and my existence appears bcoz I am in a range of visible spectrum of human eye...physically

I have completely forgotten her ...U are the only source who forces me to remember her and occupy the space in my memory.
Mahajan is busy ,He himself is not sure of visiting to hyderabad...But I dont know...Ur sixth sense might prdict that he is coming here.

a1

Many of the things we already knew but we ddnt heed them .....
dreams always keep u alive....n make ur life exciting.......

We always want things to be in our way(prjudice) ..like our thinking....if they dont ....then we feel sad...
If anythign goes wrong we blame our fate......but actually fate is not written anywhere ...it is us ,who started building it when we started thinking..
but many things are not in out hand ..so we are not sure of our fate....there comes the luck....
we should always make advantage of our luck ......

Unless we imagine ourself in the shoes of others....we will never understand them....

every one's life is different....they have diff priorities.....diff needs........so we should not expect them to behave ,the way we want......
We think we r perfect n know better that how other should lead the life........but we never look at ourself ....
We find the things(can be anything) waste or burdensome when they have no use ...and forget abt the times when they help us..

dreams always keep u alive....n make ur life exciting.....
They also inspire us to learn new things to achieve to convert the dream to reality.....
New things always brings some changes in u....n teach u something.....
we always ignore obvious things as if they r of no use....

we dont give our 100 efforts unless there is chance of loss....

spoon n oil --never forget abt the responsibilities in search of the happiness

Book might have diff interpretaion or msg ....this is according to me...how i wanted to be them...bcoz every one is not same....every one's life is not same....etc.....

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nothing is wrong; its just a notion

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All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting.

Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them

Each generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it.

People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome.

Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.

I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man.

Liberal: a power worshiper without power.

Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals.

Men are only as good as their technical development allows them to be.

Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence. In other words, it is war minus the shooting.


The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.

The atom bombs are piling up in the factories, the police are prowling through the cities, the lies are streaming from the loudspeakers, but the earth is still going round the sun.

There are some ideas so wrong that only a very intelligent person could believe in them

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

War is war. The only good human being is a dead one

What can you do against the lunatic who is more intelligent than yourself, who gives your arguments a fair hearing and then simply persists in his lunacy?

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your having read it does not make it the truth

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hear silence

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principles cause more nuisance than anything else

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You have to be subtle, no matter what you are doing.

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The fish trap exists because of the fish. Once you've gotten the fish you can forget the trap. The rabbit snare exists because of the rabbit. Once you've gotten the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words exist because of meaning. Once you've gotten the meaning, you can forget the words. Where can I find a man who has forgotten words so I can talk with him? ~Chuang Tzu

insult

insult is the most sweet way of provocation,
and the best ones are the self imposed insults.

if you can't raise your children into smart intelligent witty creatures, please do your best to not turn them into stupid eedyats

irritate

the easiest way to irritate irritating people is by not gettin irritated with em

Main Zindagi Ka Saath Nibhata Chala Gaya
Har Fikar Ko Dhuen Mein Udata Chala Gaya

Barbadiyon Ka Shok Manana Fizul Tha
Barbadiyon Ka Jashan Manata Chala Gaya
Har Fikar Ko Dhuen Mein Uda…

Jo Mil Gaya Usi Ko Muqaddar Samajh Liya
Jo Kho Gaya Main Usko Bhulata Chala Gaya
Har Fikar Ko Dhuen Mein Uda…

Gham Aur Khushi Mein Farq Na Mehsoos Ho Jahan
Main Dil Ko Us Muqaam Pe Laata Chala Gaya
Har Fikar Ko Dhuen Mein Uda…

it is very little common sense that makes all the difference.

eedyats r real competitive people

atheists are very peaceful creatures, they never rage wars but the theists do and do so in the name of god.
moreover all the atheists on this planet are united; all of them deny the existence of each and every possible god, their standpoint is united.

take the theists into consideration; every sect is against every other one is some or the other possible way.

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

1. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
2. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
3. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them
4. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
5. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them
6. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is: age 11
7. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time
8. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it

1. I'm in competition with myself and I'm losing.

2.